just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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