why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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