im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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