i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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