He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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