I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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