Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Randomize
