no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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