Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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