she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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