right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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