I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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