so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Randomize
