a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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