I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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