That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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