So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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