i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
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