these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Randomize
