So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
