so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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