I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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