physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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