So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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