I want to have your abortion
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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