Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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