Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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