Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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