The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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