Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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