Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Blood and glitter go together right?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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