i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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