I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
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