am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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