Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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