I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
