I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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