there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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