I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
one two three fourrrrnication!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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