I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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