it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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