the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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