oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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