Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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