i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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