What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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