I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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