seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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