Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Shame is for Republicans.
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