normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
