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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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